Hopp On Flop: Hoppenot’s Season in the Verse of Dr. Seuss

Game 1 Portland

Sleep
Weep
The Union fall asleep and the fans weep

Weep
Sleep
The fans weep but Hopp's run put them to sleep

Game 2 New England

Spin
Win
Leo's spin gets the win!

Win
Spin
To celebrate the win Hack gives Hopp a spin

Game 3 Columbus

Brew
Crew
We needed a brew after the first loss to the Crew

Crew
Brew
The Crew sent back Hopp's passing brew

Game 4 Montreal

Monsoon
Tune
Di Vaio's strike in the monsoon had us singing a sad tune

Tune
Monsoon
Hopp whistled a tune while his team played in a monsoon

Game 5 Chicago

Fire
Mire
The Fire made the Union kick in their mire

Mire
Fire
The mire also cooled Hopp's fire

Game 6 Real Salt Lake

Late
Great
Edu's late header was great!

Great
Late
Hopp wasn't great but came in late

Game 7 New York

Man
Plan
Up a man, Hopp's the plan!

Plan
Man
The plan did nothing in 14 minutes, oh man 🙁

Game 8 Houston

It's sad to say, but Hopp did not play

Game 9 Montreal

Hopp
Shot
Hopp finally took a shot!

Shot
Hopp
The shot Hopp took went way up top 🙁

Hopp sure
popped that
shot up
top

our tears
sop the floor

get a
mop