‘100-percent accurate’ NFL Draft scouting reports on the Philadelphia Union roster

It’s NFL Draft season, which is a big deal for those who follow the league closely and a strange oddity of American sport for the rest of us. SB Nation is having some fun with scouting reports with a “100-percent accurate NFL Draft scouting report” generator.

I plugged in the names of the 26 players on the Philadelphia Union first team roster to see what would come up for each of our boys in blue. To avoid duplication and things that didn’t make sense (Brenden Aaronson’s said something about collegiate experience on the first try), I may have hit the generate button more than once on a few of these.

Andre Blake

Carlos Miguel Coronel

Matt Freese

Kai Wagner

Fabinho

Matt Real

Auston Trusty

Aurelien Collin

Jack Elliott

Mark McKenzie

Ray Gaddis

Olivier Mbaizo

Haris Medunjanin

Derrick Jones

Ilsinho

Warren Creavalle

Anthony Fontana

Brenden Aaronson

Jamiro Monteiro

Alejandro Bedoya

Marco Fabián

David Accam

Cory Burke

Fafa Picault

Kacper Przbylko

Sergio Santos

Check out the generator and share yours in the comments.

Matthew Ralph

Matthew Ralph is the managing editor of Philadelphia Soccer Now. He's covered soccer at all levels for a decade in the Philadelphia region and has also written for TheCup.us, NPSL, PrepSoccer and other publications. He lives with his wife and two young children in Broomall, Pa., but grew up in South Jersey and is originally from Kansas.

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